why we will never own a sand box...

When a large pile of landscaping dirt is dumped in our drive way, it is not enough to simply dig in it.
We need to mash it in between our toes, stuff it in our mouth, and cram it down our shirts.
The true fun of dirt is ensuring that every crevice of your body is encrusted with it when the day is done.

And I mean every crevice...