This true story happened at Great-Grandma Stewart's 85th birthday party.
"Just one minute... okay, yeah. I can wait one minute for cake and ice cream."
"I didn't realize how long one minute could be. One minute is forever long.
There is no peace to be found in this one very long agonizing minute."
"I seriously think I am going to die if this minute lasts any longer.
I am STARVING.
I want my piece of cake!"
"I can not take this any longer!
Cake is not worth the agony... or the pain."
"Forget the cake.
I found me a bagel with jam.
Strawberry jam... Yum.
Cake is so overrated."
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