If You Give Your Toddler a Piece of Toilet Paper

If you give a toddler a piece of toilet paper, he will want to blow his nose.


If he blows his nose, he is going to want to put it in the toilet.


If he puts it in the toilet, he is going to want to flush it.


If he flushes the toilet, he is going to have so much fun that he will want to flush it again.


If he flushes the toilet again, he will want to flush the toilet again.


If he flushes the toilet again, the toilet is going to overflow.


If the toilet overflows, he is going to want to wipe it up with towels.


If he wipes it up with towels, he is going to want to mop the floor.


If he mops the floor, he is going to want use some Pinesol.


If he uses Pinesol, his nose is going to start to run.


and when his nose starts to run - he is going to ask for some toilet paper to blow his nose.