Abraham Lincoln and the Benefits of Homeschooling...

Thanks to the Lego movie, there has been an interest in Abraham Lincoln at our house.
A mysterious $3 find at Target and BOOM! Lego Abraham Lincoln belongs to CJ.

After a billion history questions, we made a trip to the library.  Found a cute book written by Rosemary Wells and began reading.  Did you know Abraham Lincoln had two boys?  And did you know that his wife had to send the boys to fetch dad and "bring him home" every night? 

Yeah... I didn't either. 

CJ is thrilled.
But...
The Abraham Lincoln obsession has gone a little anatomical.

All afternoon CJ has very loudly proclaimed that:

"My dad taught Abraham Lincoln how to fart." 

Clearly, Nate is the dad to be envied.  The cutter of cheese.  The "woofer" of all time.  With supreme rectal powers that have surpassed the sands of time to instruct the renowned (and very much deceased) Abraham Lincoln how to relieve pressure.


I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.  Go homeschool.

Oh... and that homeschool anti-social thing?
Yeah.

The whole bully-my-self thing has become pretty big.
We aren't missing out on much...